Drink down. We repeat: Drink down!!!
The most surreal aspect of the Real Housewives of Dallas is that the women are all clearly familiar with the franchise and know what the audience is looking for in terms of drama.
That's why we're not surprised to be reporting that at just four episodes into their debut, RHOD has already had its first drink throw of the season!
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Tensions reached an all-time high on Monday as LeeAnne Locken and Brandi Redmond finally told each other how they really felt about "poop-gate"…
And while it seemed as though Stephanie Hollman, Tiffany Hendra, Cary Deuber, and Marie Reyes all sided with Brandi, LeeAnne got the last laugh by storming out while simultaneously throwing her drink on the ground!
Rest in peace, Cary's dress.
Ch-ch-check out the highlight of the most recent RHOD (below)!!!