We hope the museum is a giant fridge, or else all the butter exhibits might melt! LOLz!
It's true, the self proclaimed doughnut burger inventor — Paula Deen — might just be getting a museum DEDICATED TO HER. We're not just talking a museum being named The Deen or anything like that, but we're talking one dedicated to her life and accomplishments!
Do you think there will be a special exhibit all about hiding Type II diabetes from her fans while she continued to only teach them unhealthy recipes for YEARS? Probably not! Ha!
Here's what she has to say about it:
Where do most children want to go on special occasions?
Which is why we are SO not shocked that child bride Courtney Stodden spent her 2 year wedding anniversary to Doug Hutchison at the magical kingdom.
And even though Disneyland is supposed to be a FAMILY friendly park, the trying-so-hard to be sexy 18 year old didn't seem to care that she was practically flashing parents and kiddies alike with her see-through white blouse.
Courtney and her hubby apparently enjoyed many of the parks rides…
And surprisingly, the safety bars for the more physics-defying attractions could actually FIT around Courtney's surgically enhanced mega-boobz! Score!
We wonder if the
stripper pornstar actress model (?) also managed to defy physics by NOT falling the entire time she was teetering around the park in those RIDICULOUS platform heels.
That is quite a feat. Pun intended.
Ch-ch-check out TONS of pics of Courtney and her manlover at Disneyland (below)!
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How well do you know your baby? Well enough to bet on some BIG bucks???
Because that's the EXACT premise of the newest and strangest gameshow, Bet On Your Baby!
Basically, parents are quizzed on how well they know their little ones in a series of odd challenges, and are able to win money that goes towards their future college fund!
In this clip (above), two parents have to guess which toy their little boy will go for when he's released into a room with four different options! And to spice things up, there's $5,000 on the line!
It's a bit odd to see parents LITERALLY betting on their children, but we guess there's nothing wrong with investing in your kid's future!
We always knew there were some seriously weird game shows out there, but this one might take the cake!
We doubt you want to work for Lindsay Lohan!
But you are probably dying to know what it's like, and now you won't have to step up to the gig to find out.
You lucky folk are saved from that
trauma adventure because her former assistant, Gavin Doyle, is revealing what a job with her is like…and boy does it sound like serious work!
Gavin started working for LiLo in 2012 and was famously involved in the car accident that sent her back into the court whirlwind that led to her latest rehab stay. But it sounds like getting in car accidents with LiLo isn't even the hardest part.
He revealed that one of the worst experiences involved always having to be the messenger when she was running late for work:
"There were a few times when they'd take it out on me. After awhile you don't want to seem like the person who's always making excuses."
As bad as directors might be, the paparazzi were even worse!
And Gavin wasn't even famous, but that didn't help him as he said:
Boys around the world are going to need a nice, COLD shower after this story.
Miley Cyrus has already declared Rihanna as her top pick for Maxim's Hot 100.
And NOW both bad gurls have agreed on different occasions that they'd be so totally down to get their mack on with the other.
While Miley said "definitely" when asked if she'd ever neck with the Stay singer, RiRi confirmed that she's just waiting for someone to "hook it up."
Bow chicka bow WOW!
Even WE'RE tantalized at the thought!
And both can use some tender comfort right now, seeing as they're each having trouble in paradise.
Sometimes there is nothing like a woman's touch, right??!
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Does your cat ever want to play with you, and you just aren't up for it?
What's that, you say? All the time, you say?
Well, we say we have the most perfect new toy for you and your cat!
It's called the Solar Chaser! And it essentially is a toy FOR cats powered by the sun!!!
Here's how the manufacturing company describes it:
Justin Bieber is on a roll, even if Taylor Swift is hating every minute of it!!
The ultra-successful singer just walked away with a Milestone Award at 19 and NOW he has beat the iconic, the legendary Elton John!
JB's Baby has gone platinum 12 times to become the HIGHEST-certified single in HISTORY according to Billboard, demolishing The Rocket Man's 1997 11 times platinum, Candle in the Wind/Something About the Way You Look Tonight.
While it took Elton MANY, many years in the music biz to break the record, Bieby got a hand from the new on-demand streaming data that has been incorporated to measure gold and platinum success.
Regardless, way to go Bieby!!!!
We bet this'll earn you yet ANOTHER kiss from Selena Gomez!
Maybe this time in a place less PG? *WINK WINK* LOLz!!!
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