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Amazing! Absolutely AH-Mazing!!

Equal parts nostalgic, goofy, and seXXXy, Tyler Marcum's interpretive dance to Landslide is the HIGHlight of our week!

When twinkletoes was but a 20-year-old man, he filmed himself gyrating whimsically to the Dixie Chicks' memorable cover of Stevie Nicks' heartbreaking ballad!

A decade later, Tyler attempts to recapture the magic!!!

Ch-ch-check out his adorably endearing homage to his capricious youth (above)!

Aww! What a fitting tribute for a song that so beautifully laments the inevitable passage of time!!

Also, this dude is a friggin' hottie who only gets better with age!!

We cannot wait to see Tyler at 40, LOLz!!

A HUGE dog is at a Sacramento animal shelter, and the only thing the shelter knows about the dog is that it weighs a lot!

120 pounds to be exact!!!

They also have no idea what type of dog it is, or whom the dog's owner is!

Here's what one shelter worker said:

Chelsea Handler and Zach Galifianakis love to cuddle!

…especially with each other!

The Hangover III star visited Chelsea Lately and the HIGHlarious twosome revealed that they once had a sleepover, but it's not what you think!!!

The night the comedians kept each other warm wayyyyy back before they were famous was STRICTLY a snuggle fest.

Chelsea admitted that even though they did spoon, she had NO urge to get down and dirrrty with Zach.

But..but how could she resist that face??

The talk show host spilled:

Chuck Norris is a staunch Republican with very conservative views. Tim Tebow is pretty conservative too. Why WOULDN'T we expect Walker Texas Ranger to be a fan??

You KNOW something is going down in the world of football if Chuck Norris has to get involved! LOLz!

Chuck wrote an online column (presumably by round-house kicking his keyboard), and basically outlined the reasons why the Jacksonville Jaguars MUST sign the religious pigskin hurler:

Well, now we know why George Clooney is generally seen out and about with some lovely, lady arm candy by his side!

Because without the aide of a tall, statuesque beauty like Stacy Keibler, he can't seem to stay steady on his feet!

The actor was spotted taking a break from production on the latest movie for which he's directing and in which he's starring, The Monument Men, to grab dinner at London town's Nobu!

And as he exited the restaurant, he appeared to lose his balance while doing a bit of a dance and even needed to be steadied by a team of gentleman aiding him!

Ch-ch-check it all out for yourself (above and below)!

Glad to see he didn't fall flat on his face!

But frankly, even if he did, this is George effing Clooney we're talking about!

He could even manage to make THAT look suave! Ha!

[Images via Pacific Coast News and WENN.]

Um, could he be anymore perfect???!

With rumors that World War Z could become the most expensive flop EVER, Brad Pitt is doing all he can to give the zombie movie one last push.

And of course, that just includes him showing his handsome mug!

Angelina Jolie's manly man surprised some VERY excited fans at a screening of the action-packed film on Wednesday in Hoboken, New Jersey.

If only— IF ONLY — we were in Hoboken last night to see that seXXXy ponytail in person!

The flick does look like WILD good fun, but if anything, we'll be seeing it for the slight glimmer of hope that Brad might walk into the theater!!! LOLz!!!

*SIGH*

Ch-ch-check out the hunky daddy thrill as he introduced the thriller (below)!!!

Because nothing says Mazel Tov like a pre-recorded greeting from the can, LOLz!

30 Rock's Katrina Bowden married Ben Jorgensen on Sunday and you NEED to see the video George made for her to play at the rehearsal lunch!

Some of Hollywood's biggest and brightest stars weigh in on the couple's blossoming love, including Tom Cruise, Cameron Diaz, Matt Damon, Keanu Reeves, and, yes, even a toilet-straddling George Clooney!

Ch-ch-check the HIGHlarious vid (above)!

Ha! Ben obviously just edited in random and unrelated footage from top-tier celebs and set it to the tune of Wonderwall! Amazeballz!

Congratz for real, you two!! Hopefully your love lasts long enough to see Ben compile a few anniversary vids!