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Wentworth Miller is cashing in!
The Prison Break star must have been paid a hefty sum to spoof his Fox show in this commercial for an Israeli TV satellite provider, featuring singer and tranny superstar Dana International.
Check it out (above).
Oh, how we've missed you!
One of the most opinionated nobodies in Hollywood is back, serving up some more delicious commentary.
Candy Spelling, the plastic-surgery loving formerly estranged mother of Tori, has written this piece for the Huffington Post about none other than Britney Spears.
She gives good advice, y'all!
"Three Feet Closer To Tragedy
I must admit I've done plenty of head shaking about Britney Spears and her antics.
"Spears could feel agony of 3 feet" - the story about possible consequences of Brit's driving over the feet of three people recently — in the November 16 Los Angeles Times has raised the head-shaking bar.
Enough. It's time to leave this girl alone. She didn't run over the feet of the two paparazzi or one sheriff's deputy on purpose. I've seen "breaking news" of her driving on many networks, and I don't think her aim is that good.
Following are excerpts from Times story:
"At least one incident is being investigated, in part because Spears left the scene of the accident. The Los Angeles Police Department has informed Spears that if she doesn't provide a statement about the case involving the sheriff's deputy, she could face misdemeanor charges for a vehicle code violation."
A vehicle code violation?
The Times continues: "The deputy's foot was run over this month as Spears left L.A. County Superior Court after a custody hearing involving her two children.
"There is no evidence to prove there was malicious intent on her part," said LAPD spokesman Roger Mora. "She probably didn't know, but you can still be looking at a misdemeanor for the fact that you left the scene."
Is that a separate misdemeanor?
"Spears' latest incident," the newspaper story continues, "occurred early Thursday as Spears was leaving the Four Seasons Hotel in Beverly Hills and rolled over the foot of one of several photographers who were covering her."
Covering her doing what? Trying to get away from all the feet chasing her?
"Beverly Hills police said Spears may not have been at fault in Thursday's roll over. 'There were independent witnesses there who felt the photographer didn't move out of the way in time,' a police spokesman said. 'She was driving very slowly.'"
The third incident was last month when she ran over the foot of a TMZ.com photographer. His "tire-tracked" sock, by the way, was later put up for auction.
We learn that there are paparazzi "who make a career out of following Spears about town" and some "defend her driving."
Personally, I don't think Britney is that fascinating, and she and her sons don't look that different in photos taken five seconds or five days apart.
Three feet is enough. We all know that something terrible is destined to happen to Spears, her kids, one of the photographers or innocent bystanders if she isn't given a few feet of space and privacy. How about a time out?"
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Today is National Coming Out Day!
Hopefully some of your favorite closeted celebrities will use it as an opportunity to be honest with their fans and open the door to a happier life.
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Fagulous Prison Break actor Wentworth Miller is featured in the new issue of InStyle Germany, where he's once again asked the gay question and lies about it.
InStyle Germany: There are rumors that you prefer men.
Wentworth: I'm not gay, but that rumor can't be killed. I'd like to have a girlfriend and a family. But I haven't met the right one yet. Until then I'm focusing on my job. I had to wait so long for this chance I savor every second on set even if it means 14 hours of shooting a day.
The truth will set you free, sister!!!
Wentworth Miller looks oh so dreamy on the cover of the new Style issue of German GQ.
Too bad he's already dating someone else!
OMG!! This is sooooo exciting.
Is Wentworth Miller finally coming out of the closet?????
The Prison Break star has made his first public appearance with boyfriend Luke McFarlane, T.R. Knight's ex.
PerezHilton.com was the first to report on Went and Luke's relationship…back in June!
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Wentworth Miller's Prison Break co-star Dominic Purcell is talking about the fagulous actor's love life.
Is that something the closeted Wenty would want? Does he approve?
Despite being a happily married father of four, Purcell, who plays Lincoln, reveals that he doesn't offer any relationship advice to his "single" co-star Miller.
"We don't really talk about that stuff," Dominic tells OK! magazine. "Went has his eye on some woman, but he didn't tell me who. He's a traditionalist. He really wants to settle down, get married, have kids, all that kind of stuff."
And by "woman" we're sure he means really hot dude with a big dick!
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