That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
[Image via Usher/Snapchat.]
Kylie Jenner is slowly becoming the queen of Christmas!
Just when you thought the famous pouter couldn't take her X-mas game up another level, she totally does!
On Tuesday, the KUWTK star posted an insanely cute pic of her dogs — Norman and Bambi — dressed up for the holidays!
Couture for canines!
Last week, PETCO announced its collaboration with Gwen Stefani's label Harajuku Lovers!
The limited edition clothing line will feature toys, fashion accessories, and apparel for dogs!
Prices are super affordable, ranging from $5 to $20.
To see the awesome clothes, ch-ch-check them out (above)!
The love and devotion one receives from a dog is free.
HOWEVER, the actual dog itself MAY cost you! Just ask Kylie Jenner!
The KUWTK star posted
There is no such thing as too much family!
However, prior to the reveal, the Wild actress decided to play a game with her devotees by asking the following riddle:
What's white and black and fuzzy and cute and sweet and charming? Any guesses?
— Reese Witherspoon (@RWitherspoon) October 7, 2015
The puzzle drew a variety of responses including a nun with a beard, a gremlin, and a mini-horse!
However, all of these guesses were INCORRECT!
The 39-year-old then provided the following clue:
But her fans were still stumped!
Being the nice lady that she is, the blonde beauty FINALLY made the big reveal
However, the family forgot one very important member of their clan…
Their adorable golden retriever!
On Monday, Ben Affleck flew into Atlanta via a private jet to bring the canine to the kids!
Now that's what we call a true superhero!
The 42-year-old hunk carried the woofer like a baby, as he donned a blue t-shirt, a burgundy sweatshirt, his signature scruff, AND his wedding ring.
While the Argo actor seems to be loving his four-legged friend, their relationship wasn't always perfect.
The Affleck family adopted the furry pal in May and according to sources, there was drama at the adoption center!
Not only did the famed director snap at Miz Garner for allowing their kids to play with a litter of puppies, he was reportedly really rude to a female volunteer!
Fast forward to now, it seems like Ben and the dog are getting along just fine!
[Image via AKM-GSI.]
Not the dog! Anything but the dog!
In return, the music producer has countersued, blaming her of lying and extortion.
Well according to new legal docs, their drama is getting even more intense!
The We R Who We R performer claims her former collaborator once threatened to kill her dog in a recording session!
What the WHAT?!
The glitter queen says the 41-year-old was so fed up that her canine was in the studio that he allegedly was going to kill it if the pup came close to him.
On Friday, Kris Jenner was getting her hair did at Chris McMillan The Salon in Beverly Hills, CA when a cute pup named Buster decided to give her a big, fat sloppy one on the lips!
The 59-year-old put the pic on Instagram with the caption:
We guess the little woofer couldn't help but shower Miz Jenner with some PDA!
But what do you think the Kardashian matriarch was thinking when she got some canine action?!
On the inside, she was "__________" because his tongue was "____________"!
[Image via Kris Jenner/Instagram.]