It's finally done!
The stated reason for the divorce? "Irreconcilable differences."
Kris and Bruce will share joint custody over Kylie Jenner, but neither will receive spousal support.
Oh hell yes!
Where the hell was he/she when we were there this weekend? We would have LOVED to party with that weave!!!
A Perezcious reader sent us this picture of Vegas' new vibrant Pretty (Wo)Man hanging out outside the MGM grand!
Book our ticket back! We're on the hunt for this glorious street showgirl!
A Perezilicious reader sent us this pic of Key West's very own Pretty (Wo)Man! Seems this he/she is a virtuoso, as he/she performs for people everyday atop that bucket throne for the Sunset Festival!
We shall name her Pippy No Stockings! We wonder what magical tunes come trolling out from his guitar!
Someone send us some vid!!!
Be still our beating hearts! Straight from 1995, here is our beloved he/she in all his/her glory!
A Perezlicious reader sent us this gem of a pHOto, featuring herself getting up-close and personal with Pretty (Wo)Man's hairy tittays!
We had no idea that (Wo)Man was such an icon for so long! Look at the full head of weave! He's FABOOSH!
And look! He's still wearing the training bra! We gather he hasn't taken it off in the last decade and a half! (Plus, we had no idea he had a kinky side! Nice file-clipped nip, BB!)
We're in utter awe! What a magnificent specimen to behold, even in his/her youth!
Straight from a tranny bat cave, here is Miami's own Pretty (Wo)Man!
A Perezlicious reader was out and about in South Beach over the weekend and stumbled upon this he/she wonder!
Few things that make this (Wo)Man that much more magnificent! For one, his mask fits seamlessly with the rest of the outfit he dug up from the dumpster behind Children's Place.
Two, he clearly has a good thing going, since her breasts seem to be lactating dollar bills.
Three, he's toothless. 'Nough said!
But the most amazing thing we've noticed about this delightful (Wo)Man is that he is married! Check out the band, bitches! Ha!
There's someone out there for everyone! Amazeballs!