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AHHHH! OMG! OMG!

The Office star, Ellie Kemper is getting married, SO Ellen generously decided to get her bachelorette party started by hiring a MALE STRIPPER to surprise her.

believe us when we say this girl was SUR-PRIS-ED!!

Ch-Ch-Check out Ellie, and the BEST look of shock of ALL TIME (above)!!!!

Side note: for someone not that's not into men, Ellen has FANTASTIC taste in male strippers!!

Our mouths are watering over this one!!

During the course of the June 3 MTV Movie Awards, host Russell Brand will unveil never-before-seen exclusive footage of The Dark Knight Rises!!

Stars Christian Bale, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, and director Christopher Nolan will be on hand to give viewers an in-depth look at the final chapter of the Batman trilogy which hits theaters July 20.

It. Will. Be. EPIC.

Also in attendance are Magic Mike co-hotties Matthew McConaughey and Channing Tatum who will be on stage handing out popcorn trophies to a few winning nominees!!

Yes!!

We’re bringing our

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If you wanna hear movie stars' opinions of nudity in film, all you need to do is go to Cannes!

Yesterday we heard Nicole Kidman talk all about her personal scenes in The Paperboy, and today we hear director David Cronenberg tried getting Robert Pattinson to debut his balls!

R-Patz explains a risque scene his director wanted to try in Cosmopolis:

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The House of Blues had a block's worth of crazed fanatics DYING to enter the Sunset Blvd venue so they could feast their eyes on StarKid last night!

But not just StarKid… THE Darren Criss was in attendance once again!! After opening for the zany boys Wednesday night, he stuck around to help them end their Apocalyptour with a BANG BANG BANG!

Try not to faint when you play these jewels: Get Back Up (above) and To Have A Home & Hey Dragon …AFTER THE JUMP!!!

We wouldn't be surprised if these Robert Pattinson photos encourage some Cosmo subscriptions!

How To Love Your Man… R-Patz would be a GREAT article, Ha!

Totally unrelated to the seXXy advice mag, Cosmopolis is premiering at Cannes and Robert's director wants everyone to know it is NOT Twilight!!

When a reporter asked him something Breaking Dawn related, David Cronenberg chimed in with:

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There's nothing like a sexy man in a classic convertible!!

Justin Timberlake was strolling through Hollywood with a mystery passenger in his Pontiac GTO.

We're not sure which is sleeker - the car or Justin's body. Hmm… we'll get back to you on that, ha!!

Do yourself a favor and enjoy more pics of his classic appeal (below)!!

Oh what we wouldn't give to take a ride with JT!! ;)

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Why, hello there!

Who's that steamy stud muffin, looking all dapper on the red carpet?!

Robert Pattinson stepped out in Cannes today at Palais des Festivals…for his GF Kristen Stewart’s premiere of her latest flick, On The Road!

What a good boyfriend, if we may say so ourselves! Ha!!

We could never get sick of RPatz in a suit…ever.

Enjoy more pics of SUPER seksi Rob (below)!!

We're also sure that the lovebirds got super cuddly in the theater…!!!

Thank EVERYTHING that the Snow White And The Huntsman premiere is only weeks away — we are definitely going to need pics of the couple on the carpet, please!

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