Archive for the 'Yummy Yummy Screw' Category

We can think of worse things than waking up naked next to those two hunks and Mike Tyson's tiger with absolutely no idea how we got there, LOLz!!

All the stars were out Thursday night in England and we aren't referring to the Big Dipper and his constellatory friends!!!

Zach Galifianakis, Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms, and several other Hangover III stars attended a swanky after-party at Roka in London!

Zach and Brad dressed especially dapper, too, in their super fabulous and finely tailored suits!

It was a special occasion, after all. The last chapter in The Hangover trilogy is upon us!!

Amazing! Absolutely AH-Mazing!!

Equal parts nostalgic, goofy, and seXXXy, Tyler Marcum's interpretive dance to Landslide is the HIGHlight of our week!

When twinkletoes was but a 20-year-old man, he filmed himself gyrating whimsically to the Dixie Chicks' memorable cover of Stevie Nicks' heartbreaking ballad!

A decade later, Tyler attempts to recapture the magic!!!

Ch-ch-check out his adorably endearing homage to his capricious youth (above)!

Aww! What a fitting tribute for a song that so beautifully laments the inevitable passage of time!!

Also, this dude is a friggin' hottie who only gets better with age!!

We cannot wait to see Tyler at 40, LOLz!!

Whether he's accessorizing with vampire fangs, adorable child co-stars, or in this case, even just a hat and sunglasses, Alexander Skarsgård is ALWAYS an absolute pleasure to behold!

The actor, whose deliciously campy series True Blood will be back in what seems like no time at all (June), was spotted looking laid back and casual as he stepped out of his Soho hotel in New York City yesterday…but of course, still VERY delicious!

Ch-ch-check him out (above and below)!

While it's a bummer that his sunglasses are obscuring those ice-blue eyes from the light of day, it's not too terrible a trade-off for his nipples being clearly visible through that tee-shirt hugging his chest and torso in all the right places!

Yum, yum and YUM!

[Images via Buzz Foto.]

Directioners, prepare for some MAJOR swoonage!

One Direction's cougar-hunting Harry Styles was spotted taking some time out of his performing/woman chasing to relax by the pool in his Barcelona hotel…

Which means we've got LOTS of almost-naked snaps for your Harry viewing pleasure (above)!

And oh look! Harry's under-developed third nipple has come out to play, yay!

Har-Bear lounged by the man made body of water and soaked up some sun with a group of guys and gals…

But don't worry ladies, cause the girls surrounding Harry look FAR too young to be of any romantic interest to him, LOLz!

Ch-ch-check out tons more snaps of a half-naked Harry (below)!

[Image via WENN.]

If you have yet to see Star Trek: Into Darkness, then you haven't witnessed Benedict Cumberbatch's glorious depiction of…

Well, we don't want to ruin it for you, LOLz!

However, we do want to treat you to this eye-pleasuring deleted scene of Benedict NAKED in the shower, looking to be lost in some VERY serious thoughts.

JJ Abrams has been criticized for including a random scene in the movie that shows Alice Eve in her underwearz…

Why he chose to keep that and CUT Benedict's sexy showering self is baffling to us, LOLz!

Take a peek at Ben's STEAMY bod (above)…

THEN, to watch the sopping wet scene in its entirety, click …AFTER THE JUMP!!!

Tickle our testes and call us Prince William, because this is royally AWESOME!

In a completely gratuitous workout scene from his new flick, Twilight star Kellan Lutz shows off almost every inch of his fabulously FIERCE body!

Ch-ch-check out the pants tightening clip from Java Heat (above)!

The flick is an exotic, cross-cultural thriller about… Oh, who cares what it's about!

Go back and examine Kellan's marvelously sweaty muscles again!!!!

Dayyyyum! His biceps are sooo big they have their own biceps!

Also starring Oscar nominee Mickey Rourke, Java Heat is available on demand this very second!

Oh, girl — this sultry cut is just for you!

We say this with certainty because Travis Garland actually utters the word "girl" 44 times in his sweet new video for Blue Electric Roses, LOLz!

Ch-ch-check it out (above)!

Even seXXXier than T-money's smooth-as-silk voice and the track's bold bedroom tempo is the way he looks chillin' on the beach with his beautiful babe!!

Oooh, they're getting hot & heavy!!

Something tells us it won't take the ocean waves to get that lucky girl, girl, girl, girl, girl all wet, LOLz!!