Zoo News Archive
Adopt A Cockroach Or Scorpion In Honor Of Your Ex This Valentine's Day, Courtesy Of The San Francisco Zoo!! Hilarious!!
The San Francisco Zoo came up with an ingenious way to drum up business, help animals and provide scorned lovers with some revenge without all the bad karma.
This Valentine's Day, you can now adopt a hissing cockroach or a giant, hairy scorpion in "honor" of an awful ex!
Sure, we'd all love to send a spring-loaded box of steaming tiger poo to our evil ex-lovers, but who can afford that much flaming poop?? LOLz!
Now, you can get revenge without being an evil poop mailer! The zoo is now allowing people to "adopt" their less cute animals.
Normally, a person could "adopt" a lion or panda or something and they'd donate money for the care of that animal. But now they've got gross options for gross people, describing the scorpion as:
That smile!! We're melting!!!
In one snap, Nori grins in front of dark glass or something. Then in another, she appears to be watching seals with her clothing a little askew — and Kim totally blames the wardrobe mishap on her sister Khloe!
She captioned the photo:
One Of Robin Williams' Last Public Appearances Was At The San Francisco Zoo To Visit This Very Special Animal!
Robin Williams was a huge animal lover. If we find any more reasons to love this guy we'll never stop crying.
We're trying to ease the pain by celebrating his life and all the wonderful things about him that make him so… well, wonderful!
Like his love of animals!
Robin was a huge fan of animals, so much that the San Francisco Zoo totally named a monkey after him!!
They were obviously super sad about losing him, so they released a statement:
This is just so awful, we can't believe how irresponsible this boy's father was!
A young boy, 11, was with his father and 3-year-old brother at a zoo in Cascavel, Brazil.
What we assume was a beautiful day at the zoo turned into one of horror when the boy's father let him climb over a safety barrier and get right up next to a tiger!
Why can't people just stay AWAY from the big cats at zoos?!?
The boy was apparently giving the tiger pieces of meat and food and stroking it. That's when the tiger basically tore his hand off!!
What's worse is this all went down in front of
Woman Bent On Suing Michigan Zoo After She Tried To Pet A Lion And Lost Part Of Her Finger! But Who Is Really At Fault Here?
That's the onomatopoeia version of what happened last Saturday at a zoo near East Tawas, Michigan.
Renae Ferguson and her daughter Tina Dobson were visiting the zoo called Sunrise Side Nature Trail and Exotic Park when the Michigan mother decided she wanted to pet one of the "beautiful" lions.
That turned out to be a BIG mistake and it ended up costing the lady part of her finger!