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Fleshback Friday: Super Bowl Quarterbacks Edition!

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The Super Bowl is just around the corner, but let's be honest here.

Who's really interested in how the guys in tight pants play the game? We all know why you're REALLY watching — for the butts and super hawt players!

And for the AH-Mazing commercials and half-time performers, too!

[ Related: Missy Elliot Will Join Katy Perry On Stage At The Super Bowl! ]

But let's get straight to the point.

Instead of imagining what all those players look like with their football gear off, you can look at them here instead!

You're welcome. LOLz!

Ch-ch-check out the seXXXy quarterbacks from the upcoming Super Bowl XLIX (below)!!

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Wrongfully Imprisoned For MURDER, Young Man's Father Gets Him Out After Ten Years! Now? They're Going To The Super Bowl!! For Free!!!

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Ryan Ferguson is a 30-year-old man who spent the past 10 years in prison…

For a crime he never committed!!

Being wrongfully accused of something is one of the worst things ever, so imagine what it feels like to be wrongfully accused of murder, have witnesses lie in court and then be sent to prison for a decade.

Thankfully, Ryan's father Bill never stopped trying to prove his son's innocence! A man was strangled to death in a parking lot, around the same time Ryan (17 at the time) and a friend were leaving a college bar after drinking illegally.

[ Related: Don't Miss Danny Trejo's Axe-Wielding Super Bowl Ad! ]

Two years later, Ryan's friend went to the police, saying he had "dream-like" memories of committing the crime. He implicated Ryan, a witness changed their story and Ryan went to prison. That's when his dad, Bill, began

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Snickers' Super Bowl Commercial Features The Brady Bunch And An Axe-Wielding Danny Trejo!

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Whoever came up with this Super Bowl ad for Snickers is a genius.

It takes one of the most famous scenes from the old show The Brady Bunch and remixes it into a commercial!

The scene is from the episode where Peter hits his sister Marcia in the nose with a football right before a big dance.

[ Related: Arnold Schwarzenegger's Terminator Super Bowl Ad! ]

Except Marcia hasn't eaten in a while and she's not herself when she's hungry. In fact, she's Danny Trejo when she's hungry! An axe-wielding Danny Trejo!!

We don't want to say anything else because wow this ad is kinda perfect.

Check out the video (below) to watch and see how a real commercial should be done!

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​Jimmy Kimmel Talks To The Locker Room Guys Who Claim Responsibility For Deflate-Gate In Prep For The Super Bowl!

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We love how much he loves sports.

The big news in the sports world this week has been whether or not the New England Patriots have been deflating their ballz. Well, one theory is that a locker room attendant is the one behind this alleged scheme.

[ Video: Channing Tatum Reunites With His Imaginary Best Friend On Jimmy Kimmel Live ]

So, Jimmy Kimmel took to interviewing all of the men who are claiming responsibility for what is being called Deflate-gate.

You may be surprised to see how many of the confessors you know! LOLz!

Ch-ch-check it out (below)!

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Missy Elliott Will Work It With Katy Perry During The Super Bowl Halftime Show!

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This is going to be great!

We've been so excited to find out who Katy Perry's other Super Bowl halftime show performers will be, and now we know!

In addition to Lenny Kravitz, Miz Perry will be joined by rapper Missy Elliott!

[ Related: Katy Perry Drops Clues About Her 'Throwback Female' Halftime Show Mystery Guest! ]

A source unofficially confirmed the news to the AP, but had to remain anon since the NFL hasn't announced the choice yet.

In case you're thinking that this is an odd pairing, we'll remind you that Missy Elliott was on the remix of Katy's song Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F.).

We can't wait to see what other surprises are in store for the audience on Sunday!!!

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Key And Peele's HILARIOUS East/West Bowl Sketch Is Back With More Ridiculous Names In Time For The Super Bowl

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Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele are two of the funniest guys on TV!!

This isn't the first time Key and Peele have done an East/West Bowl, goofy name video, but it's totally our new fav!!

Normally, it's just Key and Peele dressing up like fools and announcing their crazy names.

[ Related: Jordan Peele & Chelsea Peretti Look GREAT At SAG Awards! ]

But this time, in preparation for the Super Bowl, they're getting people really excited and including real NFL players who have actual wacky names!

They have an appearance by Ha Ha Clinton-Dix (a real player for the Green Bay Packers) and even a familiar quarterback at the very end…

Though nothing compares to made-up names like Quisperny G'Dunzoid Sr.! LOLz!

Check out the video (below) and try not to laugh your face off!

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A Peppy Reporter Got Upcoming Super Bowler Rob Gronkowski To 'Sing' Katy Perry Songs! Well, Sort Of, But Who Cares?? He's HOT!!

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Who's one of the hottest footballers playing in the Super Bowl this year??

New England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski!!

He's known as the Gronk and if you don't know him, he's handsome and jacked and rich and oh guess what… he's willing to sing Katy Perry at the Super Bowl Media Day!!

He also took his shirt off and played with kittens!

[ Related: Rob Gronkowski Gets Shirtless And Plays With Kittens! ]

The Media Day is basically what you might think it is, players going to the Super Bowl are asked all sorts of questions by tons of reporters.

One peppy reporter took it upon herself to try and get Gronk to sing some of Katy Perry's songs! Probably because Katy will be performing at halftime during the big game.

The reporter has to coax him along for a minute but she eventually gets him to actually sing a little!

Check out the video (below) to hear Rob's "singing" voice. LOLz!

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