Well, the dress has been found ... to be a fake!
The thief who took the gown says he took the dress from Lupita's room at The London after finding the door ajar.
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Oh, come on!
A friend of the skeletal stylist says "She's obsessed with being skinny. She never eats. If she does, it's fat-free."
We're guessing that means her diet mostly consists of water and air. That's healthy.
For goodness sakes just eat something, Raisinface!
Your food avoidance is starting to make you go bananas!
P.S. Judging from last night's picture (above), it looks like your frown lines are in serious need of some Botox. Just sayin'.
[Image via Adriana M. Barraza/WENN.]