We wish we were kidding.
German company Vivaeros has developed a cologne for men (and probably some women) that smells like you guess it, vagina!
Head of the company Guido Lenssen says they developed the Vulva Original by taking a combination of urine, sweat, and female arousal from women of all ages.
And they're not stopping with just one smelly vagina fragrance. Guido and co are already developing a range of scents based on the vajayjay.
What's next, a penis perfume???