Baby Clothes Predict The Future

3/22/2010 5:00 PM ET | Filed under: Baby Blabber • Wacky, Tacky & True • Fashion Smashion

This is our future, America.

Babies "R" Us is hawking this message tee ensemble for babies that lets passersby know what they can expect from them in roughly 18 years.

The shirt says: "Someday I'll Be Trashed At Prom"

We're guessing the parents that dress their kids in this little outfit were also trashed on prom night, which is how they got a baby 9 months later.

[Image via Babies R Us.]

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Brad Pitt Channels His Inner Biker Dude For Esquire

Vroom Vroom!

Brad Pitt is one hot, motor-revving badass on the cover of Esquire.

Wearing a long-sleeve shirt and black jeans, the bike riding DILF lets his long blonde hair down and flashes his lightly scruffed up chiseled jaw on the June/July issue, but keeps his piercing blue eyes hidden with his Top Gun aviators.

Can the 49-year-old look anymore hawt, rough and rugged!?

Oh wait, he can! Just look at the picture of him riding a roadster in the spread (below)! Don't you want to hop on and ride off in to the sunset with him? Ha!

As for the rest of the pics, well, they're incredible, of course. And we wouldn't expect anything different from Brad, who dabbles in photography himself.

Check out the rest of the black and white spread (below)!

P.S. CLICK HERE to read HIGHlights from Brad's Esquire interview!

[Image via Esquire.]

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