We kid. We kid.
In the May issue, Snooki, Jwoww and Sammi Sweetheart attempt to show off their etiquette skills by balancing books on their head.
We're impressed that the poufed wonder even let anything get near her towering pouf!
But WTF was Tinsley Mortimer doing there!?
They also shot a black and white portrait, which scares us. Not because they look polished, but because of Snicker's granny styling and Sammi's wonky eyebrow.
Overall, we can't say we're that impressed with the spread.
What do U think???
P.S. Snooki says she's launching the Snookit, her version of the Bumpit!
[Images courtesy of Danielle Levitt / Harper's Bazaar.]