This is ridiculous!
With Lindsay Lohan's release from jail quickly approaching, the train wreck is making sure she's ready for her closeup when she walks out of Lynwood.
According to one report Lindsanity has told stylists as well as hair and makeup people to be ready to go from midnight on Thursday through the weekend so they can make her look pretty for the 30 second walk to her car.
But it's not going to be easy.
A prison insider says once Linds has been processed:
"There is a small, dirty public bathroom in the reception area that she will be allowed to use briefly before she leaves. She will not be allowed to plug in a hairdryer and get a blow out and she can forget about using a flattening iron. There will be no full-length mirror and only if the corrections officers decide to be nice will they close the area to the public. Remember, everyone who works at that jail hates the press. They don't want to be bothered with all this nonsense and want to rid themselves of Lindsay as quickly as possible."
So what can we expect La Loca to be wearing once changing out of her orange jumpsuit? A pair of 6126 leggings, of course!
Yeah, plugging your crappy fashion line while being released from jail is great publicity.
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