This is WAY more appetizing than that shitty perfume.
Fargginay has come out with what they believe is "scent by the gods": a cologne that smells like bacon.
The creators of bacōn (which is pronounced bay-cone) were inspired by Parisian butcher John Fargginay, who "discovered the ability to dramatically elevate his customers' mood with a secret recipe blending 11 popular pure essential oils with the essence of…bacon".
Inneresting and delicious!
[Image courtesy of Fargginay.]