Well, the dress has been found ... to be a fake!
The thief who took the gown says he took the dress from Lupita's room at The London after finding the door ajar.
[Image via WENN.]
The entire clip is basically Linds making her "O" face, which would have been perfect for that Linda Lovelace film.
What could have been…
Check out the bloodsucker's talent in the clip (above)!