But we don't really have a problem with that. We're just happy to know Joan Collins enjoy this year's festivities without an impromptu trip to the hospital like last year!
With a Dynasty reputation to uphold, Joan showed up at the Vanity Fair Oscar party dressed simply, but elegantly for a woman of her caliber.
And OMG - only a star of the 80s can pull off those kinds of shoulder pads! Seriously, so ah-mazing!!!
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