Wanna know what Madonna's new perfume smells like?
You still have a couple weeks before you can smell it yourself - it comes out April 1 - but, we can tell you what to expect with the new scent.
The perfume smells like a narcotic flower, whatever that means.
"This smells like an older woman lying around on a fainting couch. She's wearing a pink robe and fluffy slippers, and she doesn't work."
"It smells like you're on your way to grandmahood, like you're not quite there, but there's a hint that you're heading in the right direction."
"This is a well-dressed, older, highbrow woman. It smells like Meryl Streep."
"This is a woman who goes to antique shows at The Armory and wears glasses with a chain. It's Anna Wintour."
"There's a patchouliness…but it makes me think of food and grandma. But not Chanel grandma, more like Pennsylvania grandma. This is Paula Deen."
Ouch. Those are NOT the reviews Madonna was hoping for. Old lady scent is never a good thing.
Still excited for the perfume to come out?