Well, the dress has been found ... to be a fake!
The thief who took the gown says he took the dress from Lupita's room at The London after finding the door ajar.
[Image via WENN.]
Now we present to you the glorious delusion that Mrs. Becks wants us all to believe.
In her interview, Posh explains how she creates clothes with the "average woman" in mind, and would rather wear her creations herself instead of some model because she believes she IS the average woman:
"We always joke that we have this fabulously gorgeous 17-year-old model who is six-foot-whatever and then I say 'OK, I’m going to put it on. I stand for the general public here.'"
It’s a charming world you live in, Posh, but please don’t try and claim you have ANYTHING in common with the general public.
BTW: according to the CDC, the average american woman weighs 165lbs
[Images via Camilla Akrans/Harper's Bazaar.]