Well, the dress has been found ... to be a fake!
The thief who took the gown says he took the dress from Lupita's room at The London after finding the door ajar.
[Image via WENN.]
The inglorious bastard looks gloriously slammin' in the April issue of Obsession Magazine.
Michael Fassbender is so stoic and serious, making him even MORE elusively attractive.
Plus…he get naked. So, so naked.
We're just gonna carve ourselves a slice of the bundt cake!
Nom nom nom!
[Image via Jean-Baptiste Mondino/Obsession]