Don't get us wrong, we love sparkles, shine, and dramatic make-up, but this combination is just not working for us.
The Sports Illustrated model wore a long, liquid silver Michael Kors gown that did everything to her body, except flatter her figure.
The slicked-back hair, dark eyebrows and lips are just not doing it for us either.
You're such a pretty girl, Kate.
Next time, $ave your money.
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