Well, the dress has been found ... to be a fake!
The thief who took the gown says he took the dress from Lupita's room at The London after finding the door ajar.
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The bikini babe went out of her to look "high fashion" in a Louis Vuitton gown, lots of jewelry and one crazy hairdo.
First of all, everything about this screams 'desperate' and 'look at me'. Second, if you're going to wear high-waisted Spanx, line your dress. And third, stopping trying so hard!
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