We all know Kim Kardashian is one of the most gorgeous women on the planet and now she's spilling her beauty secrets on how U can look just like her.
During the first leg of her European rendezvous with Kanye West, the reality star made over Harper's Bazaar's Laura Brown and tried to be funny in the process, but that didn't exactly pan out.
Sigh. Stick to what you know, Kimmy.
Check out Kim's kontouring secrets (above)!