And when we say "naked," we mean shirtless.
Still, if Leonardo DiCaprio wants to show some skin, we ain't complainin'.
He and his model girlfriend Erin Heatherton were spotted leaving Malibu Beach. Leo was doing his best to not be noticed by the paparazzi, but when an A-list movie star takes his shirt off, someone's gonna notice!
Erin, meanwhile, acted like a normal person as she clearly didn't give a f**k who was watching them.
Ha! We love that carefree spirit!
[Image via AKM-GSI Media.]