Forget junk in the trunk. It’s time to focus on junk in the front!
While Lil Weezy somehow manages to squeeze his schlong into skinny jeans, not all guys are up for the challenge. So, The Hot Child “Junk” jeans were created for all the
disgrundled disgruntled men wearing penis-pinching pants!
These pants have a roomy, built-in pouch for your package, and as COO Catherine Williams explains "if you were looking from the profile, like in the pictures, it’s all man in there!"
THC has thought of everything with these pants! They’ll have built-in underwear and only use buttons, since CEO Octavio Silva wants to save men from the zipper horror he once went through. Yikes!
The other good news is they’ll be totally affordable, from $80 to $100!
They'll be available in various department stores in the fall!
This is srsly such a good idea! We can’t believe no one thought of it sooner!
[Image via The Hot Child.]
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