Home Videos Photos

Penis Pouch Jeans End Pecker Pinching!

| Filed under: Wacky, Tacky & TrueFashion SmashionLil Wayne

the-hot-child-junk-jeans-built-in-penis-pouch.jpg

Forget junk in the trunk. It’s time to focus on junk in the front!

While Lil Weezy somehow manages to squeeze his schlong into skinny jeans, not all guys are up for the challenge. So, The Hot Child “Junk” jeans were created for all the disgrundled disgruntled men wearing penis-pinching pants!

These pants have a roomy, built-in pouch for your package, and as COO Catherine Williams explains "if you were looking from the profile, like in the pictures, it’s all man in there!"

THC has thought of everything with these pants! They’ll have built-in underwear and only use buttons, since CEO Octavio Silva wants to save men from the zipper horror he once went through. Yikes!

The other good news is they’ll be totally affordable, from $80 to $100!

They'll be available in various department stores in the fall!

This is srsly such a good idea! We can’t believe no one thought of it sooner!

[Image via The Hot Child.]

Tags: , , , , ,

Celebrity Jobs Before Fame!
Worst Dressed Celebs Of The Week!
Party Of Five Stars: Where Are They Now??
Perez Headlines Over The Last 10 Years! Are These Ones Real Or Fake?!
Ariana Grande's 'Good Side' Has Taken Over Every Magazine! See Which Publications Met The Diva's Left-Side Demands!
Lauren Conrad's Top Ten Style Tips In Gifs!
Email this  »

Comments are closed.