Thousands of what? Thousands of vomit-inducing gag reflexes???
No, but really, this is actually happening.
A pair of disgustingly stained underpants (above) worn by The King himself, Elvis Presley, in 1977 are going up on the auction block, and are expected to fetch a hunka hunka burning $16,000.
UK auction site, Omega Auctions, estimates the tighty-whities soiled with unidentified excrement will most likely go for anywhere between $11,000 and $14,000 and have been preserved since the day he wore them.
In other words, no, they have NOT been washed.
The underwear was used under Elvis' famous white jumpsuit so that no lines would show through his way-too-tight bedazzled outfit whilst performing on stage.
They are now framed and ready to go to one lucky bidder who clearly has no shame.
[Image via AP Images.]
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