Well, the dress has been found ... to be a fake!
The thief who took the gown says he took the dress from Lupita's room at The London after finding the door ajar.
[Image via WENN.]
On this particular occasion, however, we are srsly perplexed by her sartorial choices.
The world’s most famous sister-in-law attended a party for W&W Jewellery at Barts in London on Monday night dressed in an outfit that looked like a modernized version of a Victorian get-up.
Pippa wore a high-waisted, lightly crinkled metallic skirt and a cream-colored blouse with lines of pleats running along the neck, cuffs, and along the length of the sleeves.
Um, no, just no.
The shiny taffeta of the skirt clashed wildly with the silky texture of the blouse.
As if that wasn’t bad enough, Pippa pulled on some black stockings, when she really should’ve opted for her signature nude, and paired them with these truly awful beige flats.
Mismatched color and texture overload!!!
Somebody please stop the madness!
[Image via Nick Harvey/Wire Image.]