Pippa Middleton Is A Crinkled Metallic Mess In London

She doesn’t get our hearts pumping quite like the incomparable Kate, but Pippa Middleton still puts a smile on our face whenever we see her.

On this particular occasion, however, we are srsly perplexed by her sartorial choices.

The world’s most famous sister-in-law attended a party for W&W Jewellery at Barts in London on Monday night dressed in an outfit that looked like a modernized version of a Victorian get-up.

And it was not a good look.

Pippa wore a high-waisted, lightly crinkled metallic skirt and a cream-colored blouse with lines of pleats running along the neck, cuffs, and along the length of the sleeves.

Um, no, just no.

The shiny taffeta of the skirt clashed wildly with the silky texture of the blouse.

As if that wasn’t bad enough, Pippa pulled on some black stockings, when she really should’ve opted for her signature nude, and paired them with these truly awful beige flats.

Mismatched color and texture overload!!!

Is this a new trend or something? Even the flawless Victoria Beckham seems to have caught the mismatch bug!

Somebody please stop the madness!

[Image via Nick Harvey/Wire Image.]

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