And it's not because she was smoking some ancient papyrus!
With her face covered in hundreds of Swarovski rhinestones, the hostess with the mostess was the Queen of the
Nile red carpet as she precariously strut her stuff in a pair of gold platform Spice Girls shoes that clocked in over 10 inches tall.
We're not sure how Heidi lasted all night in those things, especially with all the Svedka vodka that was following, but whatevs, at least she rocked them like a pro on the red carpet.
Ch-ch-check out more of Heidi's festive look (below)!
[Image via Alberto Reyes/WENN.]