We'd be willing to bet our savings on the fact that it's impossible for Dita Von Teese to ever look bad.
We'd never lose!
The most burlesque superstar bitch-slapped onlookers with her gorgeousness at the amfAR Inspiration Miami Beach Party on Thursday night.
Dressed in an absolutely sublime powder blue Jenny Packham gown, the 40-year-old was pretty much perfection personified.
Packham's beautiful bias-cut gown featured a jeweled bow embellishment at the halter neckline and triangular satin panels on the sides, making Dita's already teeny waist look even smaller!
Miz Von Teese completed the look with her standard rolled curls and red lips, and a glittery Christian Louboutin clutch.
[Image via Patrick McMullan/AP Images.]