Well, the dress has been found ... to be a fake!
The thief who took the gown says he took the dress from Lupita's room at The London after finding the door ajar.
[Image via WENN.]
The more we learn about this guy, the more we want to know!
The 22-year-old has been reminiscing and telling stories, but says he’s keeping the best for the book, which is tentatively called Obsession: My Life With Calvin Klein.
If these aren’t the best, then this tome has to be golden!
On being Calvin’s first male lover:
"I was the first man [Calvin] fell in love with. I don't know why, but there's, like, something about me that attracts everyone. I have a nickname called Romeo. I get every girl, and even guys. Something about me draws them all in."
On their first trip to McDonalds:
"I made Calvin go to McDonald's and have a Big Mac, and he asked if they had it medium rare. He took a bite, and he was like, 'Ugh, what's this?' I'll never forget that story: medium rare for a Big Mac at McDonald's."
On Calvin making him take a lie detector test to see if he was cheating:
"[Calvin] picked me up in his car, drove me down to the Holiday Inn in Chelsea, and we went downstairs in the basement of the hotel. He made me take a lie-detector test," Gruber says in disbelief. "I passed it. And then, you know, things were much better. But I mean, what kind of partner would make you take a lie detector test? I was like, 'Did you ever cheat on me, Calvin?' I never cheated on him."
While Gruber claims to be straight, he has since taken another male lover, John Luciano, whom he met in court-mandated A.A., but Luciano still wants Gruber to get it on with the ladies occasionally.
And what about that reality show?
Luciano is excited about it, describing Gruber as “a cross between Kim Kardashian and Honey Boo Boo.”
We’re not sure America is ready for fricky Nicky, but we sure are. Bring on the dramz!
[Image via Ramey Pix.]