You best believe the fashion gods will smite you for wearing white after Labor Day!
Even if you are Jennifer Lopez! Ha!
The 43-year-old diva attended a photo call in Melbourne, Australia on Tuesday dressed in a trademark all-white leather get-up, and she would've looked hot if not for some mysterious brown stains around her crotchal region.
And we all know that if you're going to get stains anywhere, you don't want them anywhere near your naughty bits!
Hey, at least they weren't on her bountiful booty, right?!
Let's just hope those are dried droplets of her Starbucks caramel frappuccino and not, you know, something else.
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