If you're Lindsay Lohan you go to a party, because it's not her fault any of those things happened!
We hate to admit it, but Lindsay looked like she could use a good scrub down, if not an hour at the salon, in a matted white fur coat worn over a leather jacket and platform Louboutins.
And what, pray tell, is going on with her lips? A little groupie consolation prize from The Wanted's Max George?
Still glad you came Linds?
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