Well, the dress has been found ... to be a fake!
The thief who took the gown says he took the dress from Lupita's room at The London after finding the door ajar.
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One does not simply ask to turn off Madonna's music.
There are severe penalties for that!
At Valentino's NYE shindig in Switzerland on Monday the designer blasted Madonna music into the wee hours of the night, at which point many of his insanely wealthy neighbors got their silk panties in a bunch.
A few even called the Swiss police!
Really!? What a buzz kill!
"They were playing dance music all night, and a lot of Madonna songs. A number of residents complained to the police as it was echoing around the mountain, and one officer went to speak to someone at the gate of Valentino’s chalet. But it didn’t seem to make much difference, and the music just carried on."
That's right! Madonna's music doesn't stop until her Madgesty wants it to stop!
Besides, now we have a vision of Anne Hathaway dancing to Holiday in our heads, and it's awesome!
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