Somewhere Cash Warren is crying.
Jessica Alba, being the classy lady she is, has declared that she won’t wear booty shorts… probably.
"I probably won’t ever wear booty shorts. I feel pretty confident about that. And I don’t like oversize shoulder pads, but I do appreciate a strong shoulder profile, like the ones Isabel Marant is doing."
Lame, but we don't think this is an empty threat. Even in Sin City she made sure to wear chaps with her leather bottoms!
Do U think she’ll ever do it???
[Image via WENN.]