Well, the dress has been found ... to be a fake!
The thief who took the gown says he took the dress from Lupita's room at The London after finding the door ajar.
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We're too mesmerized by that bulge! And that butt! And those abs!
Whether he's flaunting his sleeve tats in a black tank or stripping it off to reveal his six-pack, Mr. Beckham is making life that much sweeter for us today.
Check out more of that spectacular man candy in the gallery (below)!
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