Well, the dress has been found ... to be a fake!
The thief who took the gown says he took the dress from Lupita's room at The London after finding the door ajar.
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Those are some real crusty crusts right there. Mmhmm!
Guuurlll! You need to get yourself to a drug store for some Blistex, stat, ’cause that looks painful!
She may also want to pick up a little rice powder; she's looking pretty shiny.
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