We were not expecting this!
A really short bob, too, stopping right around her ears.
We already thought she looked a lot like Kris Jenner, but now she's a dead ringer for her mom!
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We want some supermodel genes, too!
The 39-year-old is soaped up and glistening in a porcelain bathtub, wearing nothing more than a graphic tank and covering up her modesty with her hands.
Red lips and striking bronzed cheeks make her the fiercest bather we've ever seen!
For the inside shots, Kate poses mostly nude save for some strategically placed vines and other assorted plant life, which seem to be growing out of her lady parts.
Artistic? Yes, artistic.
It's probably a kind of metaphor for womanhood and fertility or whatnot.
All we know is some people are gonna need a cold shower after catching a glimpse of this!
Check out the NSFW spread in the gallery (below)!
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