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Victoria's Secret Angels Help You Decode The Mysterious Language Of Women

| Filed under: Love LineVictoria's SecretCandice SwanepoelLily Aldridge

Hey there, heterosexual dudes who don't understand women!

Victoria's Secret is here with some genuinely brilliant pearls of wisdom courtesy of their boobalicious Angels to help you decipher some commonly confusing female-speak, such as, "I'll be ready in five minutes."

Bet you don't know what that REALLY means!

Thanks to Candice Swanepoel, Lily Aldridge, Karlie Kloss, and Behati Prinsloo you'll never mess up your relationship again!

Watch the clip (above) to learn from the girls you'll never date themselves, and remember to take notes!

You are so welcome.

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One comment to “Victoria's Secret Angels Help You Decode The Mysterious Language Of Women”

  1. ASIANS CAN READ MINDS! says – reply to this


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    ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
    this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!
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    The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don't associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don't like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don't like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won't be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.
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    Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.
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    PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!!