Well, the dress has been found ... to be a fake!
The thief who took the gown says he took the dress from Lupita's room at The London after finding the door ajar.
[Image via WENN.]
BREAKING NEWS: Kelly Clarkson has already picked out a wedding dress!!!
And the Zac
Braff Brown Band will be playing the wedding waltz!
OK that part's not true, but she has picked out a dress.
She described the gown, saying:
"[It] is my personality in a dress. It's sweetly damaged. A little rock and roll. A little tattered. Nothing like a princess thing!"
Tattered rock 'n' roll? YES!!! We love it when brides dare to buck convention on their big day.
And we know Kelly will look absolutely FEROSH in her fantasy-come-true frock!
The HIGHlarious singer also recounted the shopping experience, adding:
"I was in the changing room, and I looked at my armpits, and I was like, 'Are you kidding me? I look like a cave woman!' And then I took my pants off, and I was like, 'Oh my God, my legs match!' My nails looked like a hot mess; my eyebrows looked like bushes. I was so not a girl. I started tearing up because I'm like, 'This is not me. I'm usually not this gross. I'm just so busy!'"
"And then on top of that. My friend got incredibly ill like in the movie Bridesmaids. She's like, 'We are totally not going to get asked back here.' "
Oh, don't worry, girl, we are sure Vera would LOVE to dress you again and again and again!
Congrats on EVERYTHING, Miz Clarkson!
Check out the gallery (below) for Kelly rocking some white and champagne gowns for a hint of what she might look like when she ties the knot!
[Image via Kelly Clarkson's Instagram]