Oh, Kimberly, WHAT are you wearing???
Kim Kardashian wrapped her Kimbryo up in some outfit you'd only find at the local dominatrix store, or maybe on the set of The Matrix back in 1999 on Tuesday.
Leather leggings, black blazer, and black Finders Keepers dress with harness-like neckline and sheer duster flaps ideal for sweeping made up the bulk of Kimmy's cray cray ensemble, while strappy Louboutins, Chanel purse, and her new collection of Lorraine Schwartz bracelets rounded it out.
On the flip side, her side braid was actually really cute.
We're just going to go ahead and blame this little disasterpiece on Kanye. That's the only reasonable explanation, right?
[Image via AKM-GSI.]