Well, the dress has been found ... to be a fake!
The thief who took the gown says he took the dress from Lupita's room at The London after finding the door ajar.
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Such a modern day Shakespeare!
To get the ladies hyped about his bargain price duds, Adam said:
"It's like me but with breasts and a vagina."
You don't say? Tell us more!
"It's whoever you want it to be. I enjoy, from the male perspective, something being effortless or casual. You don't wanna be the guy that's trying too hard in a room. Then you just look like an A-hole."
Wow, Kmart's PR must really be loving him right about now, eh?
The Maroon 5 ended his beautiful explanation by saying:
"There's so much sexy out there. My line will figure out a way to represent my convoluted and confusing opinion on what is sexy."
After all that we certainly hope so!
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