What happens when you peel the false lashes off Snooki's eyelids and scrub the bronzer off her cheeks?
What could possibly lurk under those many layers of makeup?
Apparently, it's a very normal-looking, albeit a bit tired, Nicole Polizzi!
Perched on a fireplace mantle in a vintage lace Filipino wedding dress, the former Jersey Shore starlet doesn't seem too pleased that her beloved falsies have been snatched away. Or maybe that's just her take on the pensive model pose.
In the accompanying interview, the new mom talks makeup, fake boobs, and stretch marks.
"If there were no more fake eyelashes, I would probably cry. Specifically Ardell."
She also admits she probs wouldn't look as good if she didn't have a glam squad on call, saying:
"It probably wouldn’t be as fresh-looking, and I wouldn’t really know how to do it. Makeup artists have taught me how to wear makeup. But I’d still look the same. Probably. Maybe."
And as far as her beauty routine changing since she became a mom, the 25-year-old says:
"It hasn’t really. I mean, I got softer with the eyeshadow, but I just do bigger lashes."
Bigger is ALWAYS better. LOLz!
Check out Snooki's second shot from the makeunder in the gallery (below)!
[Image via Lee Clower/xovain.com]