THIS is how a 50 Shades of Grey cover should look!
They look so hot together! Eeeeeek! Hello, Jamie's biceps!
[Image via Glamour Magazine.]
Well, now we know what caused that bloody face!
And it wasn't some kind of tragic accident, much to everyone's relief.
Kim Kardashian continued to be the plastic surgery pioneer that she is on Sunday's episode of Kourtney & Kim Take Miami.
Accompanied by BFF Jonathan Cheban, the future mom received a "vampire facelift," which involved having her own blood injected into her face, because there's just no way that's NOT a good idea.
Kimmy, we know you wanna look your best, but you're only 32. Can't you leave well enough alone until you're older and actually NEED work done as opposed to merely wanting it?
We can only hope that the birth of the mini Kimye will help her take a more relaxed approach to beauty.
Because that vamp shizz is just GROSS!
[Image via Kim Kardashian's Twitter]