Well, the dress has been found ... to be a fake!
The thief who took the gown says he took the dress from Lupita's room at The London after finding the door ajar.
[Image via WENN.]
Well this is a first!
The award-winning Girls star said in her Playboy interview:
"There would be all kinds of weird challenges to deal with. I don't think I'd like it very much. I don't want to go through life wondering if people are talking to me because I have a big rack. Not being the babest person in the world creates a nice barrier.
However, if a hot bod was forced upon her, she'd only use it to get free shiz like food!
"I probably would want to see if I could get free food at restaurants. Then I'd call a doctor and see if she could return me to my former situation."
Wait, she would only do it for the free food!? Doesn't she know models don't eat?
We kid, we kid.
[Image courtesy of Playboy.]