Well, the dress has been found ... to be a fake!
The thief who took the gown says he took the dress from Lupita's room at The London after finding the door ajar.
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Such epic flawlessness!
We'd like to personally thank Selena Gomez for looking so freaking OUTSTANDING throughout this entire promo tour for Spring Breakers.
You're making the world a better place, Selenita!
This just might make someone shed a few more tears.
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