One more thing -- her wig is looking much better this time around!
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We knew this was coming!
"I would have written the response myself, but I have so much Botox in my thumbs, I can’t type. First reaction: ‘Ooh, she watches Fashion Police!’ It just made me laugh. She says Botox made her scary like Joan Rivers? She should see what I look like without Botox. That’s really scary!"
Well! We'll take your word for it, Joan!
And you KNOW that the 79-year-old has never been shy about admitting what work she has done! Love her or hate her, you gotta admit it takes a lot of lady ballz to come clean about plastic surgery in Hollywood.
"I’ve always been open about what I do, because I want [women] to be able to get Botox and not look like a Sharpei. [Lying about having work done] is such a put down to women. It says to the average woman: 'I’m beautifully naturally and you’re not.'"
Finally, she had this parting advice for Gwynnie:
"You’ve got the golden ring, enjoy it!"
Ain't that the truth! If we were Miz Paltrow, we'd be sailing around the world on our yacht and eating whatever we darn well pleased!
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