Well, the dress has been found ... to be a fake!
The thief who took the gown says he took the dress from Lupita's room at The London after finding the door ajar.
[Image via WENN.]
Viva Naomi INDEED!
This woman is fiercer than a feral jaguar!
Inside the mag, she shows off her UNBELIEVABLY toned and slick bod in teeny tiny shorts, a "Naomi" tee, fur vest, and leather hot pants.
She also poses with some lucky Brazilian gentlemen in a variety of seksi cocktail dresses.
But our fave look, and the most apropos, is the leopard-print bustier swimsuit and leopard-print booties.
We don't know how she does it, but she just sets the bar higher every single time!
[Image via Vogue Brasil]