Well, the dress has been found ... to be a fake!
The thief who took the gown says he took the dress from Lupita's room at The London after finding the door ajar.
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What the punk?! Rooney Mara isn't wearing black!
We can hardly believe our eyes!
Maybe if she'd taken a pocket knife and slashed it up a little, it'd be more hardcore.
As it stands now, it just makes us think of lace doilies.
Rooney's severely pulled back hairdo and purple lips had a punky vibe, but since she always has that same hair and makeup look, we're not sure if it was part of the theme or not.
Not loving it!
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