Well, the dress has been found ... to be a fake!
The thief who took the gown says he took the dress from Lupita's room at The London after finding the door ajar.
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Finally, someone speaks up!
"Maybe her sleeves were too tight. If you're in a dress where you can't breathe, then you're not comfortable. You have to wear comfortable shoes and an outfit you can be okay in."
You mean being covered in head to toe fabric with minimal ventilation isn't comfortable? You're kidding!
Miz Sevigny added:
"I think it depends on what table you're at, and who you're with, and obviously your attitude. But it's a lot of hoopla over not a lot. Everybody thinks it's so much pressure, and you do the carpet and it's such a big deal, and it's just a museum fund-raiser, you know?"
And it probably didn't help that Her Madgesty was hogging her BFFL Beyonce the entire night, either!
Oh well, the good news is Gwyneth won't have to worry about this again! We have a feeling all her trash talking has gotten her dis-invited to next year's bash.
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